Now then, girls, these are challenging times, so it’s important to keep your human clean! Let’s illustrate with the arm. First, give it a good sniff to check what kind of train-wreck you’re going to be dealing with…
Then take a deep breath and rasp the tongue along the length of that rascal!
Don’t be afraid to give it a little bite to get the cat juices flowing!
Take frequent breaks and hold the limb still while you focus on the remaining work..
Remember, the job’s not finished till the thumb’s done! Get the tongue out and w-a-s-h that digit!
Job done! Now for a little ‘me-time’ and a wait for the ‘well done’ stroke. Your human lives to fight another day…
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