Tess (collie): So, you’ve got to guess which eye I’m going to lick!
Youth: Okay! Left eye…
Tess: Wrong! Okay try again…
Youth: Mmmm Right eye…
Tess: Wrong! You’re not very clever are you?
Youth: No, but I’m very wet…
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Misti: Come out and sunbathe!
Human: But it’s freezing…
Misti: I’ve found this little bit of sun and a sunbed!
Human: No, you haven’t.
Misti: Sometimes, you’re no fun…
Human: It doesn’t say that!
Human: It doesn’t say ‘will my breakfast never appear’!
Misti: Perhaps you’re in the wrong key?
Human: I give up… chicken?
– Tess, I’m not criticising your driving
– I just think….
– I just think we took that corner a bit too fast!
– I think we need to practice
Practice what, Misti?
– That piggy-back trick!
🎵My kind of town,
🎵Chicago is… one town that won’t let you down!
🎵Kiiiiiind of toowwwn!
Miss Misti has left the building…
– I’ve been thinking about what you said about geometry
– And I don’t think its called a hypotenose…
– You, know, Tess?
– I’ve been thinking
– One more dream and you’re going to roll off this!
Thats my footstool!
– You weren’t using it!
I’m about to…
– I’m about to… keep it…
If you weren’t so beautiful…
Sammy: She didn’t need to flounce off like that!
Tess: She’ll be back when she smells the lunch cooking.
Sammy: She lived with us, once, you know. She didn’t flounce off when we rescued her from the streets of Bolton! Oh, no – scoffed all my food then!