Human: Good grief! I heard a terrible thump…are you okay? What happened?
Human: Crashed! How did it happen?
Human: Brakes! Are you okay?
Misti: Never better…
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(From an interview with R-CatZ Magazine)
Mag: So, Miss Misti, how are you enjoying your life in the Lake District?
Miss Misti: Oh, cool. I mean, so much better than that bush in Bolton!
Mag: I can see! And you get early morning tea in bed, too!
Miss Misti: Comes with the celebrity… And I got two staff as well! That’s
his hand I’m snoozing on. She’s busy tapping that screenie thing, as usual.
Mag: And do you have feline company too?
Miss Misti: Naw.. don’t want competition!. Mind you, I got the two moggies next door cowering… but I got my own Collie dog as a pet!
Mag: Well, Miss Misti, we’ll leave you to luxuriate…
Miss Misti: Thanks. I’ll be due a second cup of tea, soon. Suppose I’d better release his hand!
Human: Ah, you’ve found the new box!
Misti: it’s just the right size…
Human: But I was using it to store your play balls!
Misti: I moved them to where they’d be happier.
Human: Ah, yes… sigh.
Misti: Come out and sunbathe!
Human: But it’s freezing…
Misti: I’ve found this little bit of sun and a sunbed!
Human: No, you haven’t.
Misti: Sometimes, you’re no fun…
Misti: I love us having a shower…
Human: There’s only me under here!
Misti: Yes, but I have a wash at the same time
Human: But that’s not the main reason you’re so happy?
Misti: OK, so the dog’s not allowed in here, is she… <purr>
Continue reading “#FurryFives : two-time”
– Now, look…
– I mean, if…
Spit it out!
-If I were that big, I wouldn’t take advantage of chicken like that!
– Yea, well it was cool at the time, but you can only take so much of living in a bush in Bolton…
So what changed the course of your abandoned life?
– Well, his mother walked past with a pampered Pomeranian pooch…
– And I thought, “Holy shit, look at the lifestyle that goes with this one!” And followed her home!
(This is a true story…)
– Tess, I’m not criticising your driving
– I just think….
– I just think we took that corner a bit too fast!
🎵My kind of town,
🎵Chicago is… one town that won’t let you down!
🎵Kiiiiiind of toowwwn!
Miss Misti has left the building…
– I’ve been thinking about what you said about geometry
– And I don’t think its called a hypotenose…