humour – Page 5 – Sun in Gemini

April 5, 2020 + #Cats, #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #RagDollCats, #Silenti, Cats, humour, Spirituality

#FurryFives : Crash!

Human: Good grief! I heard a terrible thump…are you okay? What happened? Misti <muted>: Crashed… Human: Crashed! How did it happen? Misti <muted>: Brakes… Human: Brakes! Are you okay? Misti: Never better…

March 31, 2020 + #Silenti, Collie dogs, Dementia, humour, Lake District, landscapes, Photography, Silent Eye School, Spirituality

Circles around Sedgwick (1)

by Steve Tanham

It’s a Viking word, Sedgwick. It dates from the time when the Lake District was part of the Danelaw, the half of England under the rule of the Norsemen, and means ‘place by the river’. The river in question is the Kent, which flows from Kentmere lake through Kendal on its way to the estuary at nearby Arnside, then out as a major channel … Read More Circles around Sedgwick (1)

March 29, 2020 + #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #Silenti, Collie dogs, humour, Spirituality

#Furry Fives : gardening shoes!

by Steve Tanham

Man: Those are your mother’s gardening shoes! Tess: They are lovely… Man: She’s been out there all day in the sun! Tess: You don’t understand. Man: Obviously not! ©Stephen Tanham 2020

March 22, 2020 + #Cats, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, #Silenti, humour, Pet Heaven, Spirituality, The Inner Cat

#FurryFives : wash your human

by Steve Tanham

Now then, girls, these are challenging times, so it’s important to keep your human clean! Let’s illustrate with the arm. First, give it a good sniff to check what kind of train-wreck you’re going to be dealing with… Then take a deep breath and rasp the tongue along the length of that rascal! Don’t be afraid to give it a little bite to get … Read More #FurryFives : wash your human

March 15, 2020 + #Cats, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, #Silenti, Cats, humour, Spirituality

#FurryFives : tea in bed

by Steve Tanham

(From an interview with R-CatZ Magazine) Mag: So, Miss Misti, how are you enjoying your life in the Lake District? Miss Misti: Oh, cool. I mean, so much better than that bush in Bolton! Mag: I can see! And you get early morning tea in bed, too! Miss Misti: Comes with the celebrity… And I got two staff as well! That’s his hand I’m … Read More #FurryFives : tea in bed

March 1, 2020 + #Cats, #FurryFives, #RagDollCats, Cats, humour, Photography, Rag Doll Cats

#FurryFives : thinking outside the box

by Steve Tanham

Human: Ah, you’ve found the new box! Misti: it’s just the right size… Human: But I was using it to store your play balls! Misti: I moved them to where they’d be happier. Human: Ah, yes… sigh. ©Stephen Tanham

January 26, 2020 + #Cats, #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, humour, The Inner Cat

#FurryFives – Not Leaving

by Steve Tanham

Human: Pretty please? Misti: Not in a month of Sundays… Human: We can’t leave for France if you don’t get off the travel bags… Misti: Exactly! Human: Chicken? ©Stephen Tanham

January 14, 2020 + #Silenti, Dark Humour, humour

The Helmet in Morrisons’ Sink: Monday 13th January

by Steve Tanham

I could have shown you a picture of my motorbike lying on its side in the car park, but that might have been too brutal… “It’s not for everyone, the Advanced Rider Course,” my examiner was saying as he helped me recover the Honda 750NT from its prone position in a corner of Morrisons’ huge car park on the outskirts of Kendal. “It’s rather … Read More The Helmet in Morrisons’ Sink: Monday 13th January

January 5, 2020 + #Cats, #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, #Silenti, humour, Spirituality, Your inner wolf

#FurryFives – Tabletop Racer

by Steve Tanham

Misti: “Boring, boring…. uh-uh, I feel a transformation coming on!” Misti: “Out of the pits and onto the long, ‘address label’ straight…” Misti: Reaching over 100 mph just before paper brook – will she brake in time or spin off? Misti: “Ooops! Its a race marshal… and he’s not pleased!” Misti: “Sigh…I didn’t know there was a sin-bin in motor racing” ©Copyright Stephen Tanham

December 15, 2019 + #Cats, #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, #Silenti, humour, Spirituality, Your inner wolf

#FurryFives – winter

by Steve Tanham

December 1, 2019 + #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, Collie dogs, humour, Spirituality

#FurryFives : sheep

by Steve Tanham

Tess: It’s around here somewhere! Human: What is? Tess: That sheep! Human: Now, you’re not to chase sheep! Tess: Chase it? I’m terrified of it! ©Stephen Tanham

November 17, 2019 + #Cats, #Collie dogs, #FurryFives, #InnerCatPeace, #RagDollCats, humour, The Inner Cat

#FurryFives – The Eye Game

by Steve Tanham

Tess (collie): So, you’ve got to guess which eye I’m going to lick! Youth: Okay! Left eye… Tess: Wrong! Okay try again… Youth: Mmmm Right eye… Tess: Wrong! You’re not very clever are you? Youth: No, but I’m very wet…